A Very Nervous Boy of Interest: - Okay so speaking of dating.... basically...ugh I don't know how to say this..... well..... I'm really bad at this (Four hours later) ...anyway.... I was wondering if you wanted to...go out with me....and be.... my girlfriend?
Me: - (In a very serious, mater-of-fact manner) Well, let me think about it and give you an answer in like a week. I'm talking to a few other guys right now but once I figure it out I'll let you know.
A Very Nervous Boy of Interest: - (Face = Mortified)
Me: - I'm just kidding, yes.
Both: - (Laugh and ride off into the sunset on hippogriffs.....okay maybe not that last part, but there waaas a sunset, lol)